Fun gentleman seeks lady for extraordinary adventures and experiences

I like to cook and fine-dine. i have been to 27 countries, a couple of them for only a few minutes. i like being spontaneous and try to plan several spontaneous events a few weeks in advance. i speak french poorly and can recite the mathematical constant pi to 15 decimal places. if I had a zebra I would name him Spot. i write children's books with complex multi-layered themes that they cannot possibly comprehend. i like to use big words that i do not fully understand so i can feel more photosynthesis. i am a glass half full type of person but am quick to empty that glass when i am thirsty.